What Kind of Fictional Man Do You Secretly (or Not So Secretly) Simp For?
You know the type. He’s emotionally unavailable, has a tragic backstory, or just says things like “stay behind me” way too confidently. Maybe he’s a cinnamon roll. Maybe he’s got a god complex. Maybe he’d kill for you… and you love that for you.
If you’ve ever swooned over a morally gray villain, fallen for a sunshine himbo, or developed a bookish crush so intense it ruined your standards, this quiz is for you.
So what flavor of fictional chaos do you fall for?
Click the quiz below and find out which fictional man you simp for, with zero judgment and maximum accuracy. Trust me, it’ll be the most emotionally validating (or exposing) thing you do today.
The Six Main Types of Simp-Worthy Fictional Men:
To mentally prepare yourself, here’s what you might end up with:
The Walking Wound With a Jawline — Brooding. Haunted. Hot. Probably hasn’t smiled since the prologue.
Biceps, Banter & Zero Brain Cells — The himbo of your dreams who’d die for you and ask if you want snacks after.
Kind Eyes, Killer Instinct — Soft on the outside, scary on the inside. 10/10 would commit murder in your name.
Red Flags But Make It Sexy — You know he’s a walking red flag… and yet, you’re already packing for his villain lair.
Emotionally Constipated But Obsessed With You — The grump who “doesn’t do feelings” but would take a bullet for you.
Poetry, Pain, and Prolonged Eye Contact — Sad, soft, and unreadable. Probably writes you love letters in the dark.