Some tropes are timeless. Others are trash. But the ones I love? I’ll re-read them forever, judge anyone who doesn’t like them, and probably design stickers about them. Here are my top favorites (and a few I hate but secretly enjoy anyway).

What kind of fictional man are you hopelessly simping for? Brooding antihero? Sunshine himbo? Cinnamon roll with a dark side? Take this unhinged quiz to find out your fictional type, and yes, you will feel called out.